Tai Hubbert is in charge of the Smif College Williston Library and boss of Marten and Momo. She is a monogamous[3] lesbian and a fan of Jimbo's books.


Background Edit

Besides her job at the library she is TA for a creative writing class.[4] She is also an amateur DJ,[5] working under the name Tai-Fighter.[6]

Tai has a liberal arts degree.[7]. She lives in residence, and has a roommate named Bri.[8]

1–999 Edit

1000s Edit

Tai has had a complicated and dynamic pattern of relationships. Originally not into polyamory,[7] she has since experimented with it[9] but now questions whether it's right for her.[10]

She also foreshadows Dora and Marten's split.[11]

2000s Edit

Tai has confessed to Dora after celebration of Coffee of Doom successful month.[12] Later, they begun dating.[13] Their first kiss is shown in Number 2246: Tai Goes Hard.

3000s Edit

Tai consoled distressed Bubbles when Faye went off to talk to Marten about her relationship with Bubbles.[14]

After Dora explained that she would uproot her business to move with her, Tai proposed to Dora.[15] Marten left not long after to be with Claire, who was stressing out over her librarian test, and wasn't sure whether or not Dora said yes. It was confirmed she did say yes, and now Tai and Dora are engaged.[16]


Tai is outgoing and a good-natured boss.[17][18] She is sexually active but before dating Dora began questioning her lifestyle.[19] While generally at ease in social situations (particularly when compared with Hannelore or Marigold), she freezes up when around someone she really likes.[20]

She enjoys body modification, having multiple tattoos and a clitoral hood piercing.[21] Tai's "Pow!" tattoo is a reminder that she's tough.[22]

Sex and drugs and rock&rollEdit


Tai is exclusively lesbian. Tai identifies as female, but she was earlier passing as a boy and she used to bind her chest.[23][24] She has previously expressed a sexual interest in Hannelore,[25][26] though it's unclear how serious she was.

She is known to have had sex on the photocopier at the Williston Library at Smif College.[27]


At work, Tai has used marijuana[28] and LSD, which makes her "see dragons".[29] She has tranquilizers at home.[30] She also drinks alcohol socially, and attributes her low tolerance to her small frame.[31]

Music preferencesEdit

Tai has shown some interest in dubstep[32] and is mainly into "weird European electronic stuff".[33] She appears to have a poster of the French electronic music artist Vitalic in her dorm room,[34] and a T-shirt of the German techno record label BPitch Control.[35] At one point she played Gabriel Ananda's Stream of Consciousness through the library PA system.[36] She is a huge fan of German electronic musician Ellen Allien.[37][38]


Tai is into acting out scenes from Harry Potter books in public in costume.[39] She is fond of Adventure Time and loves to dance.

During her relationship with Dora, Tai started doing rock-climbing.[40][41]

Trivia Edit

Memorable quotesEdit

  • "Oh come on, it's bad enough knowing my liberal arts degree is gonna be useless. Don't crush ALL my hopes."[7]
  • "Omigod Jimbo is SO amazing. He's like..he's like a modern-day Hemingway! Or Faulkner! Except his books are terrible."[42]
  • "It was a rhetorical penis!"[43]
  • "A life of recreational drug use, casual sex, and occasional studying gets boring after a while, you know."[19]
  • "Want me to take off my pants and see if it does anything for you, just in case?"[44]
  • "Seriously. Forget girls, I'm an audiosexual now."[45]
  • "I started some slashfic that explores each possibility. Got a laptop handy?"[46]
  • "HELL yes. My pussy RULES"[47]



  1. Number 974: Goes With The Territory
  2. Number 1786: Tai_Squadron42
  3. Number 728: Bad News
  4. Number 777: We May Never Know
  5. Number 1511: Wanna Meet That Dad
  6. Number 1022: Debut Single "Oops Uh Sorry Um Yeah"
  7. 7.0 7.1 7.2 Number 728: Bad News
  8. Number 726: Polyamory Can Be Tricky
  9. Number 765: Bring Binoculars Next Time
  10. Number 1595: Not Literally, Anyway, Number 1596: Polydora
  11. Number 1778: Not A Snowball's Chance
  12. Number 2227: Awww Yeah
  13. Number 2256: Accoutrement
  14. 3741: Eve Of Destruction
  15. 3979: Will She?
  16. 3989: These Assholes
  17. Number 842: A Chip Off The Ol' Block
  18. Number 1092: Experience Required
  19. 19.0 19.1 Number 1593: Tainclusion
  20. Number 2219: Got Get 'Er
  21. 21.0 21.1 Number 1248: That's The Hardest Part
  22. Number 2263: Every One Has A Story
  23. Number 973: They're Teflon-Coated Steel
  24. Number 974: Goes With The Territory
  25. Number 1243: Canadians Do It Better
  26. Number 1244: Disturbing Plans
  27. Number 1131: Dramatization
  28. Number 2203: Hubbert's Peak
  29. Number 1279: Weedmaster P Is Her Dealer
  30. Number 1119: Not Without My Baby
  31. Number 1603: Put On A Dang Sweater
  32. Number 2261: It's Her Superpower
  33. Number 802: Dirty Laundry
  34. Number 1542: Yes, Your Honor
  35. Number 962: Hostage Crisis
  36. Number 972: Stream Of Consciousness (Original Mix)
  37. Number 2404: Inappropriate Metal Horns
  38. Number 2412: Tschss
  39. Number 814: I Really Wish This Actually Existed
  40. Number 3443: Soft Bros
  41. Number 3450: Ain't No Mountain High Enough
  42. Number 786: Ain't Doin' Nothin'
  43. Number 1268: The TMI Paradox
  44. Number 1792: Just To Be Sure
  45. Number 2050: There's A Limiter To Your Love
  46. Number 2217: A Multitude Of Options
  47. Number 2257: Body Image
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