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Marten Reed is one of the main characters of Questionable Content. In fact, as the first person to speak in the comic, it could be argued that he is the main character. He is the only other character besides Faye to have appeared in over half the strips in the comic.[2]

He is the human companion of Pintsize, is Faye's apartment-mate in apartment 22[3](or 25),[4] and for a while was in a relationship with Dora Bianchi, but is currently in a relationship with Claire Augustus.

Biography Edit

BackgroundEdit

Marten is originally from northern[5] California.[6] His parents, who divorced when he was ten,[7] are Henry Reed, a gay nightclub owner, and Veronica Reed (stage name Veronica Vance), a fetish model and professional dominatrix. His step-father is Maurice Duplantier. Marten is an only child.[8] His only other known relatives are an aunt named Jane, an unnamed uncle,[9] and an unnamed grandfather.[10]

Marten was bullied in school[11] and was anxious enough as a child to require a Worry hat. He used to play the clarinet.[12] In high school, Marten was club president of the Dungeons and Dragons club.[13] Even now he has only a few friends, judging from his address book.[14]

EducationEdit

Marten majored in music history and critical theory.[15]

EmploymentEdit

When the comic started, he was working in an office job which he detested and which paid only slightly more than twenty thousand dollars per year.[16] He now works at Smif College's Williston Library, with Tai as his boss.

He has no interest in following his mother into the family business.[17]

Relationships Edit

Before the comic started, Marten lived in California and moved to Massachusetts to follow his girlfriend Vicky.[6] For the first several years of Questionable Content, Marten and Faye were constantly the subject of a "will they-won't they" backdrop.

FayeEdit

One of the first things Marten and Faye did together was visit Irony Cafe.

This sexual tension finally ended - supposedly for good[18]—with Faye explaining her emotional issues regarding the suicide of her father,[19] and Marten dating Dora Bianchi.[20] Faye is Marten's best friend.[1]

DoraEdit

Marten and Dora's relationship lasted until strip 1799, when Dora broke up with him.[21]

ClaireEdit

"—I need pancakes before I can process this."
—Marten[22]

Martin and Claire Augustus are currently in an established relationship, as of strip 3340.

Current status Edit

Marten is an indie rock fan and a musician, playing and collecting guitars. He is the lead guitarist in the instrumental rock band Deathmøle. His most recently acquired guitar is an Ibanez RG2228[23] 8-string,[24] which wiped out his savings.

He currently lives at 144 Dwight Street, apartment 22[25] with Faye, although his best male friend is Steve.

PersonalityEdit

ReligionEdit

Marten's religious beliefs have never been mentioned "on screen" but a newspost said "cheerful agnosticism".[26]

Sex and drugs and rock&rollEdit

SexualityEdit

Marten has so far only been in heterosexual relationships. He is comfortable with and supportive of gay people, and seems free of hangups about gay sex.[27] His tastes are vanilla,[28] but he knows bondage techniques (no doubt due to his mother).[29] He recognizes that Sven has a nice ass.[30]

Despite being surrounded by attractive women, Marten has explained that he does not fantasize about Penelope, Tai or Faye, but does for Raven.[31]

Marten is currently in a relationship with Claire Augustus.

DrugsEdit

Marten is a regular coffee drinker (his favorite is a large latte)[32] but is no gourmet.[33] Faye accused him of being satisfied with anything hot and brown colored.[34]

Marten is a casual drinker of alcohol, and has been shown drinking beer.[35] He has also been known to binge drink when emotionally stressed, but only rarely.

Marten does not seem to use use any other drugs, neither smoking nor ever having dropped acid.[36][37][38]

Music preferencesEdit

We know some of the concerts he's attended[39] and that Modest Mouse makes him nostalgic, but on the many occasions when he's talked about bands he's not tended to talk about his tastes.

Marten is known to have a Mogwai poster, and on his blog he listed Broken Social Scene as a favorite. He likes David Bowie's Outside or at least admires its depth,[40] and likes The Flaming Lips. He says he appreciates the work of Sir Mix-a-Lot.[41] He has complimented the songwriting of Belle and Sebastian,[42] and is an intense fan of Thurston Moore.[43] He is a fan of American glam metal band Poison.[44] He also appeared knowledgeable of electronic music when speaking with Tai, particularly Ricardo Villalobos' Fizheuer Zieheuer,[45] and has a T-shirt bearing the name of British electronic artist "Gold Panda".[46] He is also a fan of Liars, and possibly William Shatner.[47] He seems to be a fan of "post-post-ironic" music, particularly Deerhoof.[48] His bedroom has a poster for the Texan rock band "Spoon".[49] He has a T-shirt for American rapper Biz Markie and the Canadian post-rock band Godspeed You! Black Emperor.[50][51] He is familiar with the music of Swedish extreme metal band Meshuggah. He has also met and likes the DJ Ellen Aillen.

He appears to like Society For Creative Rock Anachronism,[52] and a friend believed he would like an Explosions in the Sky album.[53] He, along with Steve and Faye, are also fans of the band Dune and often have conversations about their style and taste. He also mentioned that the Failure album he downloaded was "Really fucking good" and that he felt he had "missed out on them while they were together".[54] There are a few he has complained about.[55]

When asked by Faye about his favorite Toto song he revealed it was "Rosanna".[56] This seems to conflict with Faye's favorite ("Africa")[57] and is completely disregarded by Dora who hates the band with a passion.[58]

His ringtone is "One More Time"[59] and previously was "I am trying to break your heart".[60]

Marten has an intense dislike of the Sex Pistols, with an apparent specific hatred of "God Save the Queen",[61] as well as Metallica's "St. Anger".[62] He would not complain if someone assassinated the former MTV VJ Lisa "Kennedy" Montgomery.[63] He seems to dislike drum circles.[64]

Relationships with other charactersEdit

He is kind and considerate,[65] but knows when to be snarky.[66] He has a very mild, malleable disposition, to the point of often being a pushover. He is slow to anger,[67] but will react when a friend is mistreated.[68]

Marten may be shy. He is at any rate slow to make friends, if Pintsize is to be believed (hah!). According to Pintsize Marten had lived in Northampton for two years before meeting his first friend there, Steve.[69] Marten now says he has a lot of friends,[70] but his phone address book has only a few entries.[14]

Marten is an underachiever who dreams of a successful band but spends his Saturdays "watching Cartoon Network and moping".[71] On the subject of Marten's apparent aimlessness,[72][73], Jeph Jacques said:

"Marten isn't really sure what his goals ARE. I'm pretty sure I've actually had him say something along these lines in the comic, actually. He'd like to have some, but life can be insidious in how you go day by day and suddenly it's been a year and you're still working at your crappy job and WTF happened to all that time." —Jeph Jacques[74]

At any rate, he knows one thing he doesn't want to do, namely taking over his mother's business.[17] Marten's concept of an ideal life is listening to music and drinking coffee.[75] His favorite drink is a large latte.[32]

AppearanceEdit

Marten is slender, not muscular,[76] and between 5-8" and 5-10".[77] He has black hair and blue eyes. He claims to be incapable of growing facial hair.[78]


Memorable quotesEdit

  • "Hey, that's not fair! The other day I wanted some soup, and there was none in the apartment. What did I do? I went to the friggin' store and got some soup! If that's not taking charge of a situation I don't know what is."[79]
  • "I need to learn some new profanity, 'cause the old standards just aren't cutting it in this situation."[80]
  • "What the hell ass balls?!"[81]
  • "Pfft. Fuck rent, I'm buying a guitar."[82]
  • "Quick, placate the other patrons with your rosy cookie gases!"[83]
  • "What's the best way to piss off an indie rock snob? Actually enjoy music."[47]
  • "That may be the greatest non-sequitur in human history"[84]
  • "There needs to be a word for those brief moments of clarity where you realize how profoundly weird your life is."[85]
  • "I just... tripped over my gigantic wang. Happens all the time. Damn thing's like a malicious ball python."[86]
  • "The hangover is the worst part of Mistake Whiskey, though. Instead of caffeine and aspirin you need distance and perspective and they don't sell those at the drugstore."[87]
  • "...guh?"[88]
  • "It's not my fault I'm a delicate flower."[89]
  • "Mm. Waffles."[90]
  • "...this will be the most efficient way of blotting out the realization that my computer has a more active love life than me."[91]
  • "Seriously, make sure you get off the train at Orgasm-town. The next five stops are all in Bitter-Recrimination-ville, and that's a really bad neighborhood."[92]
  • "Gah, I can feel your hands through my hoodie! They're freezing! I've fucked corpses warmer than you!"[93]
  • "Who needs flowers and chocolate when you've got Hitler's brain in a jar?"[94]
  • "I should really just clonk you on the head right now, but somehow it feels uncharitable."[95]
  • "I make barely twenty thousand dollars a year. I have thousands of dollars in student loans to pay off, and I can barely afford to pay my rent each month and still buy food. I hate my job, but because of this shitty economy, I can't afford to quit and find a job I actually like."[16]
  • "I just spent the night with a hot chick who can quote Poison lyrics at will. I win so hard."[44]
  • "She's a problem for me like a porch light is a problem for a moth."[96]
  • "Man, I'd be the worst praying mantis ever. 'Oh sure, you can bite my head off without mating with me, I understand. You have ISSUES.'"[97]
  • "You try being used as a human shield by a scimitar-wielding monk and see how your bladder holds up!"[98]
  • "Hmm...nope, too late. I'm fuckin' you in the ear just to make sure." [99]
  • "Science Daddy Science Daddy can't you see/sometimes your research just hypnotizes me"[100]
  • "I gave up around where they introduced Irrational Birthday Integers."[101]
  • "I'll have a double racist-grandma on the rocks."[102]
  • "What do you know about Pokemon?"[103]
  • "Am I the one being hazed?"[104]
  • "Lighten up. Life's short, you gotta stop and smell the first-edition Melvilles along the way.[105]
  • "I have no idea why we're playing dodgeball, just go with it."[106]
  • "My girlfriend is cooing over my boss's vulva like it was a newborn kitten."[107]
  • "My life hasn't stopped being completely fucking bizarre since you said 'hi' that first time."[108]
  • "I have the weirdest friends"[109]
  • "Stop talking and let me be happy for you"[110]
  • "Last night felt totally natural. Kissing you felt totally natural. Sitting here with my arm around you feels totally natural, so I think we can just take it as it comes and we'll talk to each other, and figure out what needs figuring out."

GalleryEdit

Apartment LayoutEdit

MartenFayeDora

This is a general layout of how Marten and Faye have their apartment set up. The area between the two rooms is the closet for each individual room.

TriviaEdit

References

  1. 1.0 1.1 Number 1564: Tai's A Secret Girl
  2. Count of character appearances
  3. 431
  4. 315
  5. http://jephjacques.com/post/11678709862/qa-dump-12
  6. 6.0 6.1 253
  7. 433
  8. 2355
  9. 2378
  10. 460
  11. 162
  12. 1989
  13. 134
  14. 14.0 14.1 2062
  15. 276
  16. 16.0 16.1 37
  17. 17.0 17.1 1305
  18. 1807
  19. 500
  20. 564
  21. 1799
  22. Number 2803: Me Too
  23. http://jephjacques.com/post/47041813192/qa-qa-qa
  24. 2418
  25. 965
  26. 645
  27. 1024
  28. 1796
  29. 1302
  30. 1770
  31. 1361
  32. 32.0 32.1 1805
  33. 1004
  34. 1923
  35. 1964
  36. 465
  37. 1541
  38. 1279
  39. 332
  40. 578
  41. 482
  42. 548
  43. 1530
  44. 44.0 44.1 606
  45. 802
  46. 1891
  47. 47.0 47.1 550
  48. 56
  49. 1199
  50. 2614
  51. 1816
  52. 1173
  53. 479
  54. 72
  55. 27
  56. 1737
  57. 1735
  58. 1739
  59. 2974
  60. 2265
  61. 412
  62. 1107
  63. 401
  64. 2616
  65. 1262
  66. 371
  67. 1743
  68. 1902
  69. 2332
  70. 2288
  71. 11
  72. 1982
  73. 2101
  74. http://forums.questionablecontent.net/index.php/topic,26731.msg1037766.html#msg1037766
  75. 687
  76. 1313
  77. http://jephjacques.com/post/14633541661/qa-dump-23
  78. 76
  79. 610
  80. 212
  81. 646
  82. 52
  83. 73
  84. 1245
  85. 1666
  86. 676
  87. 788
  88. 4
  89. 1589
  90. 510
  91. 292
  92. 1701
  93. 772
  94. 1165
  95. 744
  96. 365
  97. 520
  98. 696
  99. 1572
  100. 2113
  101. 2130
  102. 2136
  103. 2138
  104. 2205
  105. 2207
  106. 2212
  107. 1249
  108. 534
  109. 1419
  110. 2707