Lydia

Lydia
Lydia talking to Sven in Number 1339: It's A Pun On "1000 Hertz" You See
Info
First appearance	Number 1229: Never Plan While Drunk
Latest appearance	Number 1424: He WoWs When Depressed
Gender	Female

Lydia is an intern working for Sven Bianchi. She is also a student at Smif College.

Biography

Lydia is a music major at Smif College. She has a focus on composition, specifically pop songwriting.

Sven Bianchi hired Lydia when he was too drunk at a Smif benefit dinner. After completing some trivial tasks and realizing that Sven's creative process involved a lot of lying around and waiting for inspiration Lydia wanted to end the internship, but Sven convinced her to stay by showing a list of song he plans to write. Sven has never made a pass at Lydia and has even preemptively ruled out a sexual relationship. He has pushed the boundaries of their working relationship. It is uncertain as to whether her internship is ongoing or not.

Personality

Lydia is eager to learn, occasionally sarcastic, and has been known to meddle.

Music preferences

Oddly, her musical tastes have never been mentioned. She does despise at least some of Sven's work.

Quotes

• "Oh, HELL no. I'm your intern, not your MAID."
• "I'm your intern, not your mother."
• "I'm double majoring in Music and Being a Decent Human Being"

Appearances

• Number 1229: Never Plan While Drunk
• Number 1230: Well Hello There
• Number 1231: Pssssht
• Number 1232: A Crucial Task
• Number 1234: Book Of Secrets
• Number 1240: Neither Borrower Nor Lender Be
• Number 1251: To The Best Of Their Abilities
• Number 1271: Laundry Day
• Number 1274: Guy Fawkes Day Works Too
• Number 1291: Soak It In
• Number 1296: Board Certified And Everything
• Number 1320: A Combination Of Surprise And Agony And Tickling
• Number 1338: Kill Him, Fucking Kill Him
• Number 1339: It's A Pun On "1000 Hertz" You See
• Number 1354: She Meant Well, Really
• Number 1372: Not Doing So Well