Lydia is an intern working for Sven Bianchi. She is also a student at Smif College.
Biography[]
Lydia is a music major at Smif College. She has a focus on composition, specifically pop songwriting.[1]
Sven Bianchi hired Lydia when he was too drunk at a Smif benefit dinner.[2] After completing some trivial tasks and realizing that Sven's creative process involved a lot of lying around and waiting for inspiration Lydia wanted to end the internship, but Sven convinced her to stay by showing a list of song he plans to write.[3] Sven has never made a pass at Lydia and has even preemptively ruled out a sexual relationship.[4] He has pushed the boundaries of their working relationship.[4][5] It is uncertain as to whether her internship is ongoing or not.
Personality[]
Lydia is eager to learn, occasionally sarcastic,[6][7] and has been known to meddle.[8]
Music preferences[]
Oddly, her musical tastes have never been mentioned. She does despise at least some of Sven's work.[9]
Quotes[]
- "Oh, HELL no. I'm your intern, not your MAID."[5]
- "I'm your intern, not your mother."[4]
- "I'm double majoring in Music and Being a Decent Human Being"[10]
References
- ↑ Number 1230: Well Hello There
- ↑ Number 1229: Never Plan While Drunk
- ↑ Number 1231: Pssssht—Number 1234: Book Of Secrets
- ↑ 4.0 4.1 4.2 Number 1251: To The Best Of Their Abilities
- ↑ 5.0 5.1 Number 1271: Laundry Day
- ↑ Number 1274: Guy Fawkes Day Works Too
- ↑ Number 1232: A Crucial Task
- ↑ Number 1338: Kill Him, Fucking Kill Him
- ↑ Number 1424: He WoWs When Depressed
- ↑ Number 1339: It's A Pun On "1000 Hertz" You See
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