Gordon is an ArachnoPC. He is an AI with a chassis resembling a jumping spider, said to be "the size of a corgi."
Gordon is introduced by Robot saleswoman to evaluate potential AI companion matches for Marten Reed, which he does by perching on a persons' head and reading their brainwave biometrics. Unfortunately this is not always an effective method. When Marten went through the process he was severely afraid of Gordon and as a result the biometrics made Marten appear compatible with the destructive, perverse AI now known as Pintsize.
- His chassis is ArachnoPC "CutiePie SnuggleSpider" with serial number 040206446.
- Gordon has purple rings around the base of his legs, which differentiates him from Gary, who has gray rings.