Crushbot is a massive yellow robot.
Biography[edit | edit source]
Their name and occupation are both "Crushbot" and for that reason, they carry a very robust insurance policy. They also refer themselves in the third-person and speaks with caps lock on.
3000s[edit | edit source]
As Roko Basilisk was leaving Union Robotics, Crushbot stepped on a misdelivered crate of bananas and landed directly on Roko. Bubbles was able to lift Crushbot off Roko, and though her memory core remained intact, her body was destroyed.
Roko's original body model was obsolete and therefore unavailable, and because Crushbot's insurance policy was "very robust", she was able to afford the flagship of the line, a Philomena Model G.
Crushbot remained at Union Robotics for repair to their rear-end.
4000s[edit | edit source]
Crushbot took up baking.
Career[edit | edit source]
Crushbot's career was listed as "Crushbot".
They tried to change careers by going to take the Librarian final exam alongside Claire Augustus. Claire explained that becoming a librarian involved more than just taking one exam. Crushbot's response was,
"CRUSHBOT'S DREAM HAS BEEN CRUSHED. EVEN CRUSHBOT CAN APPRECIATE THE IRONY."
Crushbot has since taken up baking.