Crushbot is a massive yellow robot.
Biography[]
Their name and occupation are both "Crushbot" and for that reason, they carry a very robust insurance policy.[1] They also refer themselves in the third-person and speaks with caps lock on.
3000s[]
As Roko Basilisk was leaving Union Robotics, Crushbot stepped on a misdelivered crate of bananas and landed directly on Roko.[2][3] Bubbles was able to lift Crushbot off Roko, and though her memory core remained intact, her body was destroyed.[3]
Roko's original body model was obsolete and therefore unavailable, and because Crushbot's insurance policy was "very robust", she was able to afford the flagship of the line, a Philomena Model G.[4]
Crushbot remained at Union Robotics for repair to their rear-end.[5]
Crushbot tried to change careers by taking the librarian final exam alongside Claire Augustus. Claire explained that becoming a librarian involved more than just taking one exam. Crushbot's response was, "CRUSHBOT'S DREAM HAS BEEN CRUSHED. EVEN CRUSHBOT CAN APPRECIATE THE IRONY."[6]
4000s[]
Crushbot attempted baking.[7]
5000s[]
Crushbot started working as the door guard for Asimov, an AI club.[8]
References
| Characters | |
|---|---|
| Coffee of Doom | Smif College |
| The Secret Bakery | Union Robotics |
| The Space Station | AI rights nonprofit |
| The Horrible Revelation | Robot-Fighting Ring |
| Cubetown | |
| Parents | |
| Other | |
| Robots | |
| Minor | Filler strips |
| Unnamed/unseen characters | |